Remember when we said Aokigahara was the Niagara falls of suicide?
Well, for centuries the abbot in the small Czech town of Sedlec has been
the Niagara Falls for dead people, regardless of cause of death. Ever
since someone sprinkled soil from the Holy Land on the local cemetery in
the 13th century, people from all over Europe started demanding to be
buried there and the Sedlec graveyard kept growing until 1870, when the
priests decided to finally do something about all those surplus bones
lying around. Something insane.
Bam! Chandelier full of bones!
Today,
the Sedlec Ossuary
is a chapel famous for being decorated with tens of thousands of human
bones. This macabre style of interior design was the work of Czech
woodcarver Frantisek Rint who, for some reason, was hired to organize
the church's extensive skeleton collection. The results were huge mounds
of human remains in the four corners of the chapel, a terrifying
chandelier built from every bone in the human body, and a massive skull
coat of arms adorning the entrance.
We realize this is the Czech Republic and all, but it has been 27 years, surely
Poltergeist
was released out there already. Like, maybe last year or something? Why
are they still playing with human bones as if they were Satan's Lego
blocks and making them sit through Mass every single day for almost 140
years now? On the Tempting Fate scale, the only thing worse would be to
start using some of the skulls as ceremonial mugs or chamber pots.
At this point, does it really surprise anyone that the church became
the inspiration for Dr. Satan's lair in the Rob Zombie movie
House of 1000 Corpses?
What do you get when you cross a series of abandoned, rusting,
futuristic UFO-shaped buildings with a series of mysterious deaths
covered up by the government? How about
the ghost town-slash-tourist resort of San Zhi, located just outside Taipei and inside your worst nightmares.
The exclusive San Zhi resort in Taiwan was supposed to be the
destination for bored, rich folk who always wondered what it would be
like to live inside an over-sized hockey puck. Construction of Pod City
started around the 80s but was quickly shut down after a series of
mysterious on-site fatal accidents... or it could have been due to
Godzilla attacks for all we know. There is actually very little official
information on San Zhi. We can't even confirm how many people died
there or if they screamed something about eyeless children eating their
souls. The whole thing is shrouded in secrecy.
A hotel? No! This is a... a weather balloon!
Currently, most of the information on the complex comes from the locals
who--what a surprise--refuse to go near the damn thing. And thus the
abandoned 90 pods just stand there, waiting for anyone foolish enough to
wander in.
Come on dude, don't be a pussy, this place looks legit.
Wait a second... abandoned resort town in the middle of nowhere,
mysterious deaths, lack of any official information... where have we
seen this before?
We also would've accepted "Our nightmares."
A whole lot of you just got deja vu looking at the above picture. Specifically, those of you who have played
Call of Duty 4,
as there is an entire level that takes place there. If you thought the
idea of a completely silent, abandoned, radioactive city was typical
video game apocalyptic fantasy, you were wrong.
Prypiat
is in the northern Ukraine and once housed the workers and scientists
of the Chernobyl Nuclear Plant. Founded in the 70s, it held as many as
50,000 people. Then in 1986, according to a footnote in the official
Soviet records, there was a small malfunction in the Chernobyl reactor,
so for safety reasons the city was evacuated.
Since then, Prypiat has been desolated, its buildings decaying, the
giant Ferris Wheel just standing there all alone with nobody to ride it.
The city actually had an entire amusement park for the families of the
Chernobyl employees. Because when you are living next to a nuclear
reactor which was outdated even by 1986 Soviet standards, the only thing
on your mind is bumper cars.
The city is located in what is known as the Zone of Alienation, the
30-kilometer radius directly affected by the Chernobyl "minor technical
difficulty" over 20 years ago. Despite that, Prypiat is now opened to
the public because the radiation levels have apparently went down
significantly over the years. We guess we have a different view on
radiation than the government of Ukraine. They obviously have a scale
for it, while we consider any radiation a very bad thing.
Aside from the inherent risk of getting bit by a radioactive snail
and becoming the lamest superhero ever, there is another reason why you
will never see us among the tourists occasionally visiting Prypiat.
The fucking nursery. We told you this was a place built for families
and wouldn't you know it, they have a nursery, which according to
certain claims is currently paved with baby shoes and abandoned dolls.
So, Prypiat is basically an abandoned radioactive ghost Soviet baby
amusement park.
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